New Planet Names

So there’s gonna be some new planets. Check
Keeping true to history and the Skinny J’s pluto is in fact a planet. Check.
Cool new planet names?

Acceptance of the new definition of a planet, however, would mean that three other tiny celestial bodies would have to be welcomed into the solar fold – Ceres, Charon, and UB 313, which has been dubbed Xena, after the television heroine. [Emphasis Mine]

Wow, really? We’re going to name a planet after a television show about a fictitous, ancient (and mostly magic) warrior?

Sweet.

So I propose we call it not Ceres, but Chuck Norris.
And get that motherfucking ‘n’ off that motherfucking Charon.

Coochi Coochi.

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